Requirements: 25 years experience cranial microsurgery, 5 years of restaurant management experience and at least 5 years using the 2014 Cyberdyne Accounting XX Resource Management System. Conversational fluency in Spanish, Mandarin and Mid-Seventeenth Century English dialects, good with kids. Applicants should have an Oscar, a Tony and a Grammy and a full understanding of dark matter, string theory as well as my family's secret barbeque sauce. Must be able to multitask.
Top secret security clearance preferred.
Space Shuttle Flight certification required.
$10.00 per hour.
Top secret security clearance preferred.
Space Shuttle Flight certification required.
$10.00 per hour.
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hahahaha I'm not entirely sure of the purpose of this post, but it made me laugh (so if that was the purpose, it worked!)
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