Saturday, April 26, 2014

Now Hiring - Entry Level Postions

Requirements: 25 years experience cranial microsurgery, 5 years of restaurant management experience and at least 5 years using the 2014 Cyberdyne Accounting XX Resource Management System. Conversational fluency in Spanish, Mandarin and Mid-Seventeenth Century English dialects, good with kids. Applicants should have an Oscar, a Tony and a Grammy and a full understanding of dark matter, string theory as well as my family's secret barbeque sauce. Must be able to multitask.

Top secret security clearance preferred.
Space Shuttle Flight certification required.

 $10.00 per hour. 

1 comment:

sarahbeth said...

hahahaha I'm not entirely sure of the purpose of this post, but it made me laugh (so if that was the purpose, it worked!)